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Name: John
Country: United States
State: Arizona
Birthday: 3/26/1981
Gender: Male


Interests: My hobbies include cliche use of Simpson trivia to make a joke of this poor world, usually while complaining about how bad my life reall.. MMMmmmmmmmmmmm PIE!!
Expertise: Ehh, pretty much a jack of all trades. Well, minus all the trades. I suppose I'm just one jack off from it.
Occupation: Research and development
Industry: Research


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Member Since: 12/3/2002

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Wednesday, July 27, 2005

the Provacateur
(69% dark, 39% spontaneous, 50% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK


You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it. Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks.

If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin



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Monday, April 04, 2005

Moved - I think...

I will likely do it at
hamsterofdoom.blogspot.com
BUT, I wouldn't mind
johndoom.blogspot.com

What do you guys think for a final location?

EDIT:

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JohnDoom.blogspot.com


Friday, April 01, 2005

Well folks, it's been a fun run while I had a chance to know all of you. However Xanga, or as it's more affectionately and correctly known AzynBlogPlace. I dunno, I just feel odd about being one of the tallest people to use Xanga.

Xanga also lacks things like unlimited awesomeness, self-replicated reticulated splines, interpersonality parsing matrixies... All that stuff that you'd see while you're loading the Sims.

In reality, I'll move the blog and I'll let you guys know where it's new home is.

Love,

Doom

 

 


Wednesday, March 30, 2005

It's a question of distance + velocity = time.

Now, lets say you have a time limit before you're going to explode set at approximately 25 minutes. If you live 40 miles from your destination, and the max average velocity you travel is 60 MPH, then it will take you about 40 minutes to arrive. There was no way to make it.

It may have been the salad, but was probably the chicken.
"That'll teach you to eat healthy, you damned fool!" I hear my body screaming at me.
I guess it really wasn't even that healthy, it had cheese and fats in the vinegarette. However, I am suddenly finding that I like salad when done right. This is a very strange point in my life, whereas up to now I've hated eating anything that did not once walk or swim. Granted, I'll never succumb to the sin of vegetarianism, but I may begin a more "balanced" style of intake.

The other thing is caffine. I need caffine, and it's GOOD for me as well. However, most caffinated things are super-saturated with sugar. The exception is coffee, however I don't have time in the morning to go buy coffee and the sludge here can hardly pass as "safe for animal consumption" so I dare not try it... especially considering my recent weakening of intestinal fortitude.

As for other news in the word today, I don't think Terri will make it and Mark proves people are dumb. I've restarted looking for homes, essay vato. We'll see how that comes along.

Love ya'll,

Doom.

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Unfortunately I was right. Terri didn't make it. And HOLY FUCK, Michael is an dickhead. "No, you can't see your daughter as she dies."

To my 3rd army, GO OUT MY INSANEO-RIGHTWINGERS AND BRING THE PAIN OF THE ANGEL OF DEATH UPON HIM!

 


Friday, March 25, 2005

Weekend was awesome.

Thanks to the Smiths!

 

 



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